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2:40am April 16, 2014
1:15am April 16, 2014
effington:

Friendly reminder

effington:

Friendly reminder

11:18pm April 15, 2014

"He’s good with the ladies and a little bit of a dick and very lucky."—James Gunn, on Chris Pratt's Star-Lord

9:20pm April 15, 2014
9:02pm April 15, 2014

thesonicscrew:

dutchster:

dear moths: if you like the light so much WHY DON’T YOU COME OUT DURING THE FUCKING DAY

imagine if one time they did

and they all flew towards the sun and died

just like

*poof*

no more moths

8:44pm April 15, 2014

risarodil:

The Fault In Our Stars Pattern

8:40pm April 15, 2014

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

8:30pm April 15, 2014

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

8:29pm April 15, 2014

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

7:23pm April 15, 2014
7:21pm April 15, 2014

clamjob:

having a crush on someone that i have no chance with is my specialty

7:20pm April 15, 2014

nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden

6:47pm April 15, 2014
lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

6:40pm April 15, 2014
4:02pm April 15, 2014